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begmebabygirl:

Okay if you can’t fuck with a girl because of:

  • Pubic hair
  • Stretch marks
  • Scars 
  • Any other natural occurrence of the female form

You aren’t really worthy of it anyway

Take her as she is because she shouldn’t have to change for you. Go the Hell home fuck boy

(via sacred-cows)

Me: I need to buy more books
Wallet: no
Bookshelf: no
Mother: no

Send me a ✄ and I’ll write your URL in my handwriting.

(Source: adelaidese, via nananase)

masturbraiding:

Do you ever catch yourself thinking rude things about someone or judging them and you’re like “hey stop that, that’s not nice don’t u do that”

(via dingdongyouarewrong)

nightvalecommunityheadcanons:

Cecil used to play pretend-reporter with his toys. Intern Huggles the Teddy Bear is still his favorite.

(via carlosmanofscienza)

drive thru guy: bye have a nice day
me: bye i love you

acidtygr:

Steve met Cecil at the wedding. Do you realize how sad it this?

This means, that Cecil’s sister never introduced them.

Cecil was probably virtually alone before getting together with Carlos.

(via hisnameiscarlos)

http://carlosthescientist.co.vu/post/96380332262/steveeugenecarlsberg-carlospalrner-can

steveeugenecarlsberg:

carlospalrner:

Can science side of tumblr explain why things get wavy when you see it where its hot

it’s actually because of refraction!! when light passes between substances with different densities, like cool air and hot air, the light bends, and we call…

moltengolden:

keylimepie:

horse-ebook:

donbroccoli:

Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?

fuck

Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this?

Get the fuck off your high horse yes clearly that many people didn’t know that about the fucking Greek alphabet sit down and shut the fuck up

(Source: pizzapoppunk, via nananase)